Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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