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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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