So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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