me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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