There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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