Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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