Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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