We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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