call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He did a backflip because drugs
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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