Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did I show you my penis last night?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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