Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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