Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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