my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Enjoy the penises
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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