Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My vagina is very pro this idea
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
