You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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its like you know when i get waxed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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