If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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