Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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