You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I wish there were birth control emojis
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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