i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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