giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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