Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Randomize
