ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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