no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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