grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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