When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
send nudes
from the living room?
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