Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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