my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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