I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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