We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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