Swine flu. Run for my life!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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