Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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