Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Found the puke drawer
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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