Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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