I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You've changed since you got that strap on
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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