Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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