if only i could text you this smell
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
