I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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