Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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