There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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