I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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