she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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