I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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