can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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