Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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