how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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