We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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