i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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