i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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