Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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