He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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