Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
