so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This toilet bowl is my home.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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