Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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