I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
