i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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